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Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Art of Sarcasm

     
For insane people,
a sane person is insane. 
 
I'm glad I'm not in love,
thus I'm not much into
silly love songs. 
 

"In today's world, when
truth conflicts with narrative,
it's the truth that has 
to apologize." -Bill Maher
 
 
"Age does not guarantee
wisdom." -John Kennedy 
 
 
One of the dumbest things in the world 
is when we have to take the words of 
dumb politicians seriously.
 
God teaches no one
to love himself, so don't
teach others to do it
.

Those who imagine
that they have life are
afraid to die:-)
 
 
Don't overuse
your love reaction.
You may not have it
when u needed it most.
 
 
Unhappiness has a reason.
It has a cure. Intoxicants
will only make it worse.
 
 
Beware of those
who call you a demon, 
he is either a real demon 
or a saint.
 
Truth is the ultimate cure
for all illnesses, especially
when there is a pandemic of lies.
 
Ignorance
makes one fearful
and easy to control.
 
For a joke to be funny,
it has to be true:-)
 
 
Like a tree w/o roots,
an atheist is a son
who claims he doesn't
have a loving Father.
 
 
You'll be what you hear. Beware,
singing out of tune is contagious. 

Fear of God is
the silliest fear.
 
When things become complicated,
go back to the basics;
the answer is there.
 
 Fear will drive you to do wrong.
 
 
 Fear of death
comes from the passive idea
that worldly life is forever.
 
 Praying to God for money,
is like asking a millionaire.
for a penny. 

Even nonsense seems
to make sense when adorned
with rhythm and rhyme.
 
"Everyone is dying,
but no one thinks that
he is going to die." 
 
May birthday ....inuman na!!
may ikinasal .....inuman na!!
may sumahod....inuman na!!
may nanalo ....inuman na!!
may natalo ....inuman na!!
may paalis ....inuman na!!
may dumating ...inuman na!!
may ipinanganak..inuman na!!
may namatay ...inuman na!!
may lindol:-o ANG LAKAS!! ..dasal muna:-)
 
Poetry can make
a lie sounds true
and a wrong
seems right.
 
Not believing in something
that you are so focused on
and where you get your name from
is nonsense and absurd.
 
"The fear of the truth
is proof of the extent
of the lie." ..by John McArthur
 


Normal people learn
from their mistakes.
Fools never make mistakes:-)